POLYTHENE PAM

Check out Roma!'s gleefully unorthodox cover of the Beatles' "Polythene Pam" for The Beatles Complete on Ukulele project, masterminded by the brilliant (and slightly mad) David Barratt – who also supplied the ukulele. Roma! afficionados will appreciate the shout out to Joseph Moncure March's The Wild Party in the third verse.

Polythene Pam by RomaTheBand


Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah yeah yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's jacked to the Hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built
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By the time that Pam arrives on the scene
The party’s over everyone is sleeping
She couldn’t fit in the bed cuz Katie was giving head
So she was forced to curl up in the latrine
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